when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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