Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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