Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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