I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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