How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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