Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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