In the future we'll all be gay
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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