My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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