Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I'm like, not good at living.
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