no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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