There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
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