The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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