do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
How many fucks given?
0.12846
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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