you win again, gameday.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Randomize
