can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
