Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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