Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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