Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Randomize
