Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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rhymes with "ouble enetration"
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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