hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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