I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
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