it was like his penis was on wheels.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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