i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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