THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
i think im in europe. pls send help
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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