Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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