sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I skipped work to stalk him.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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