Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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