hell yes lets make some ravioli
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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