Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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