Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
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the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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