Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
they're like a gay fantastic four
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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