i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
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