just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I just blew my weed a kiss
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
sex in a hospital.. check
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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