I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
