get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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