Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
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