how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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