The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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