Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
