this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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