Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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