We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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