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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
NoShamevember. You game?
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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