my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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