I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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