Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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