What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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