I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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