took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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