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Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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